Hillary’s Southern Doo
Hillary got a referral from Rachel Dolezal for a new hair stylist. Rachel was overheard telling Hillary that her new style was guaranteed to get her at least 15 per cent extra in the Primary.
Murica – Redneck Gravity Well
This redneck Einstein knows that when it’s cold outside of the tent, you don’t want to drag your ass out to feed the fire. The resulting craftily engineered tent warmer proves that gravity exists.














