Three Cheers!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!! Hip, Hip, Hurray!!
Free-Range Kids
Suck it up cupcake. At least they’re not running with scissors.
Showing Support for the LGBT Community….
…by “self-identifying” with Liquor, Guns, Bacon, and Tits.
Working For The Weekend
Just one or two more yawns and it’ll be Saturday. Then I can sleep in ’til Sunday.
Loverboy – “Working For The Weekend”
8 Word Rebuttal of the Doctrine of Political Correctness
It’s actually a 4 word rebuttal, repeated twice. Imagine destroying the centerpiece of Liberalism in six syllables?
Murica – Cinco de Luau
You’ve got your Corona beer, your colorful shorts, your beach sand, dune buggy, and your tits. It’s a Murica Cinco de Luau for sure. All that’s missing is poi flavored vomit.
Bernie Sanders’ New Ride to Philadelphia
When Bernie Sanders lands at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia this July, he will arrive in style.
