Candidate Author’s Table
Can you imagine this Author’s Table at Barnes & Noble? It would make the third Ali-Frazier Fight, “The Thrilla In Manila“, look like patty-cake.
The Thrilla In Manila
Who’s Abdullah Gonna Call for a Date
GoatBusters, of course.
First New Muppet in a Decade
And that new Muppet would be (drumroll, please), Hillary’s Nookie Monster, the sock puppet in chief, Mr. Bill Clinton!!
Bernie’s New California Primary Hairdo
This is the new “doo” Bernie has chosen for his post-primary victory celebration Tuesday night. It is oh, so California, don’t you think?
Will She Make It To Tuesday?
The news has not been good for Madam Hillary leading up to this Tuesday’s Primary Super Prize – California. According to The Drudge Report there’s a “SECRET SERVICE AGENT BOOK (that)ROCKS (the)CLINTON CAMPAIGN” coming out at the end of the month. The “Bern” must be on fire with anticipation.
Minions Don’t Work Weekends
Wait for it. Wait for it. Ahhh. I think I get it.
TransGender – Too Many Flavors
You may remember Baskin-Robbins “31 Flavors of Ice Cream” slogan. Soon there will be just too many restrooms to chose from–then what will a LGBTQIA girl/boy/whatever do??
Harambe’s Brother is Coming for You
And he’s pissed. Oh, and he has an AK-47. What do you think happens next?