Makes my head hurt, but you have to admire the single minded focus on ramming. Looks like a couple of thousand dollars in body damage on that car, too. A ram’s gotta do….
John Kerry on Turkish Military Coup
Here’s Secretary of State, John Kerry, reassuring America that the Obama Administration is on top of the Military Coup in Turkey. Do I feel reassured now? Maybe not so much…
Choot ‘Em, Choot ‘Em….
Choot ‘Em. Choot ‘Em.
Lucky for the little girl that she was grabbed by a cute pie-eyed, herbivorous giraffe, rather than a nasty old omnivorous gorilla.
One would, however, be safe in saying that a nightmare or two was made during that afternoon venture to the zoo.
BTW: You can try shopping at the real “Choot ‘Em” here.
Meet the “Gun Free Zone” Spokesbird
Excuse me. That would be the former “Gun Free Zone” Spokesbird and it could prove to be a bit difficult keep the date.
Life Is Full of Little Choices
Gratuitous Warning: Kiddies. Don’t try this at home. Your pecker will fall off. Consider yourself informed.
Liberal Open Minded Bear
Shouldn’t we all strive for this level of acceptance of diversity’s denizens?
Is that the sound of Birkenstocks announcing “Lunch is Afoot”?
The Definition of Anachronism
Here’s a simple definition of Anachronism with an appropriate example.
: something (such as a word, an object, or an event) that is mistakenly placed in a time where it does not belong in a story, movie, etc.
: a person or a thing that seems to belong to the past and not to fit in the present.
The Beaver Did It
Or it may have been Eddie Haskell?
