“Crooked Hillary” Moniker Sticks Like Glue

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The “Tricky Dicky” Nixon moniker stuck and was reaffirmed by Nixon’s resignation. My theory is that Hillary Clinton owns the handle “Crooked Hillary” and, who knows, if elected, the result could be deja vu all over again. 

Here’s what Glenn Reynolds says in the USA Today’s, “‘Crooked Hillary’ nickname isn’t going away“.

The new FBI information suggests Clinton is either criminal, criminally incompetent or both.

Hillary_NixonDonald Trump likes to call his opponent, Hillary Clinton, “Crooked Hillary.” There’s even a #CrookedHillary hashtag on Twitter. Meanwhile, Hillary seems to be doing her best to make that nickname stick.

When FBI Director James Comey declined to prosecute the former Secretary of State for mishandling classified information, he said that although she was extremely Nixon_Not_A_Crook_Todays_Standardscareless, there was no criminal intent. That was a bit iffy, since the statute governing mishandling of classified information doesn’t require intent. But the new information indicates that Hillary is either criminal, or criminally incompetent. Or maybe both.

Trademarking “I Can’t Recall”

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Always looking to make a buck, Hillary’s not going to answer any questions until her trademark on the phrase “I can’t recall” is approved.  Then she’ll not only be able to avoid answering any questions, but she can collect royalties when ever her trademarked phrase is used or infringed upon by others.

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ISIS Beach Party

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Abdullah just can’t wait for dark!  Look at those beauties!!

ISIS_Beach_PartyMidnight at the oasis/ Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces/ Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven’s holding a half-moon/ Shining just for us
Let’s slip off to a sand dune, real soon/ And kick up a little dust
Come on, Cactus is our friend/ He’ll point out the way
Come on, till the evening ends/ Till the evening ends
You don’t have to answer/ There’s no need to speak
I’ll be your belly dancer, prance/ And you can be my sheik

Maria Muldaur – “Midnight at the Oasis”

Bear Spray Douche

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Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to  relieve his jock itch.  Hmmm.  There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.

A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he Smokey_Bear_Naked_Fire_Dangerhad somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.

The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.

“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.