Hillary to Sue Her Friend, Anthony Weiner

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Thank God for Gloria ‘Effing Allred.  Hillary might not be able to make it through the day without her.

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And then, meet Hillary’s friend, Lil’ Anthony Weiner.  Say, hello, Lil’.

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And finally, we have the real Little Anthony – “Going Out Of My Head”

FBI Flip-Flops Again on It’s Previous Flip-Flop

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Are you ready for that ‘Effing Big Meteor Strike yet?

BREAKING: Hillary OFF the hook as FBI Director James Comey reveals the department will NOT change its July decision after further email investigation

election_2016_meteor_strikeThe FBI has announced it will not make any changes to its July decision on Hillary Clinton’s emails, meaning the Democratic nominee will not be charged.

Congressman Jason Chaffetz tweeted out the massive news on Sunday afternoon.

‘FBI Dir just informed us “Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton”,’ Chaffetz wrote.

 

Broward County Needs More Democrat Votes

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Who are you gonna call?  FedEx, of course.  When you absolutely, positively have to get those extra blank ballots to the secret counting room before the election.  Mike Cernovich reports that “Florida Election Officials [were] Caught Filling Out Absentee Ballots, Affidavit Alleges #FloridaFraud“.

fedex_dems_delivering_votesFlorida voters have complained that they have not been receiving their requested absentee ballots. We may now know the reason why. According to a former Secretary of Elections Department employee, there is a secret room where Democrat insiders fill out those absentee ballots.

The woman provided her sworn testimony via affidavit.

 

It’s Acme Pumpkin Season

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Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.

The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.

A list of rules for the creators of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons acme_pumpkin_wile_e_coyotehas been circulating online and the instructions explain why every episode was almost exactly the same.

Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to wile_e_coyotes_9_rulesthe natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”

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