Aesop’s Newest Fable – The Squirrel, the Ant, and the Grasshopper

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One bright day in late autumn a family of Ants were bustling about in the warm sunshine, drying out the grain they had stored up during the summer, when a starving Grasshopper, his fiddle under his arm, came up and humbly begged for a bite to eat.

Not to be outdone, the pesky squirrel ambling by decided to jump for the grain bin and help himself.  He missed and hung himself for the winter by his very ownliest nuts.  Ouch!  You can figure out the moral of this story for yourself.

The Æsop for Children – “The Ants & the Grasshopper“

Today’s Bacon – Bacon Awareness Week Starts 01/01/2017

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And runs indefinitely.  Forever.  For how could you not be ‘aware’ of bacon at any point of any day.

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Verne’s Nautilus Sub Debunks Arctic Ice Theories

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From the Telegraph, “How Arctic ice has made fools of all those poor warmists“.

Two events last week brought yet further twists to one of the longest-running farces of our modern world. One was the revelation by the European Space Agency that in 2013 and 2014, after years when the volume of Arctic ice had been diminishing, it increased again by as much as 33 per cent. The other was that Canadian scientists studying the effect of climate change on Arctic ice from an icebreaker had to suspend their research, when their vessel was called to the aid of other ships trapped in the thickest summer ice seen in Hudson Bay for 20 years.

Three Genders – Men, Women, Democrats

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Granted that Facebook thinks there are 58 gender options, but we think all of those choices can be easily be boiled down to three– the Men, the Women, and the Democrats (all the rest).  Everyone’s bathroom problems solved.

And as long as we’re solving problems, let’s start working on those pesky female body-type issues.  BYOB.  Bring your own Barbie.