After stabbing Happy with scissors, then you squeeze all of the ‘joy globules’ out of him. And it’s done.
“There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat”
I love that quote from General Tso.
Halloween Weather Ahead
It’s a Starbucks marketing plot…
What is a ‘Flamboyance’ of Flamingos in the Men’s Room Called?
Hurricane Prep.
Keith Richards RIP Update – “I Won’t Back Down” Edition
Keith still lives, but Tom Petty, unfortunately, does not. Tom made his ‘Guitar Gently Weep‘ while every ‘American Girl’s‘ knees got a little wobbly. He vowed he ‘Won’t Back Down‘ until he got his ‘Last Dance With Mary Jane‘. He did and it was his last. I wish you ‘Hadn’t Done Me Like That‘ so soon, Tom.
Now here’s Keith, Rock’s true ‘Energizer Bunny’ – he just keeps waggin’ (and shaggin’) that tail.
Gun Control Starbucks Style
Today marks the start of both ‘Gun Control Season’ and ‘Pumpkin Spice Season’.
‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Shovel Patrol
Darwin is quick to point out that when one intends a ‘practical joke’ to harm another one’s family genomes, quite often a reverse-reciprocating effect is experienced, provided great joy to all onlookers.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Murica – Redneck Water Park
Earline. Don’t get that smoke wet, ya hear?
Mr. Miyagi’s Eight-legged Assistant – Wax On, Wax Off
Mr. Kensuke Miyagi, the Karate Kid’s intrepid instructor, has a new assistant instructor for those times when “wax on, wax off” just isn’t enough.
Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?
The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.
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How Was Your Day At The Office?
They do their job so you can do yours.
So suck it up Buttercup, a jammed copier maybe isn’t so bad.