Anthony Weiner Rides Off To Prison

WABC-7 reports, “Anthony Weiner to report to prison on Monday“.

Disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner has to report to federal prison on Monday.

Anthony Weiner’s Prison Bus

The sentencing in September completed the sordid downfall of the New York Democrat, whose penchant for exchanging lewd messages and photos with young women online destroyed his career in Congress in 2011, doomed his bid for mayor of New York in 2013, wrecked his marriage to Hillary Clinton’s closest aide, Huma Abedin, and became entangled in the 2016 presidential campaign.

Just remember, Anthony, don’t drop the soap…

Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk

Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart.  See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“.  Ouch!!

Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”

“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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