Err… Make that for the indiscriminate, intemperate, intolerant, obdurate asshole tea drinker.
Liberating an Obama “War On Christmas” Internment Camp
From an undisclosed location, here’s the scene from an Obama “War On Christmas’ internment camp just prior to President Trump’s announcement that it’s OK to say Merry Christmas again.
StreetArt – Plain Old Vandalism
Or not. It looks pretty artistic to me.
Here’s some more StreetArt of note.
It’s Time NOT To Watch Monday Night Football
It’s Monday again. That means it’s time not to watch Monday Night Football. Besides having more Holiday things you need to do it’s gonna be another game where the crappy team (Tampa Bucs 4-9) gets beaten by the mediocre team (Atlanta Falcons 8-5) in a lackluster waste of time.
Slip Slidin’ Away – Human Snowboards
With clothes–
Without clothes–
The Ballad of Jedi Clampett
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jedi
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jedi’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jedi move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
DumpNFL – No Football Here
Yes, it’s another NFL “Football Free” Sunday. There’s still Christmas shopping to do and you still haven’t seen “Star Wars – The Last Jedi” yet. And you still haven’t gotten your work clothes washed because you fell off the wagon, so to speak, and watched some of the crappy pre-Christmas College Football bowls. The Camellia Bowl? Give me a break.
“The Letter” – Merry Christmas
Heartwarming, with a tear or two. Come on. Don’t be a Scrooge. Drip a little….
Pinhead Vs. The Tooth Fairy
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
