The Golden State is Dead

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All that’s left is to pick the carcass clean. California’s liberal Democratic leaders seem determined to destroy the once Golden State of California and the Dream of many Americans.  Broke, mismanaged, in economic decline, over taxed and stifled by out of control, crazy social policies, the state has sunk so low that it has turned to selling drugs to try and make ends meet.

So how is California trying to fix the problems?  They are threatening employers with jail for following Federal Laws!  Here’s the Gateway Pundit’s headline, “CRAZED California AG Threatens CHARGES Against Employers Aiding ICE Raids On Illegal Aliens“.  What are California’s Leaders saying?  You help ICE, and we’re arresting you.  Illegals?  Not so much.

How bad is it?  Let’s take a 10 minute bike ride through Orange County, home of “The Real Housewives of Orange County“, and see what a ‘Shithole’ the Democrats have wrought.

Democrats Shithole Fever – Day 7

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We could have the makings of another “Nightline” style late night news program.  Instead of chronicling the fate of the US Embassy hostages in Iran, we’ll be able to have a nightly rehash of what “Shithole” country Trump has offended today.  Perhaps the name could be “Nightsquats” or “Nightsoil”?  Just wondering….

Mainstream Media’s “Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome” Meltdown

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The Aftermath of TTDS

I’m not a Psychiatrist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once. Since my credentials are every bit as sound as that of the Mainstream Media, my diagnosis of the plight of the MSM is a case of Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome (TTDS). You’ll easily recognize when the final stages begin–uncontrollable tears, vomiting invective, abject incoherance, and intolerant incontinence of the Buccal Cavity.

Jeff “The Snake” Flake’s Big Speech is a Job Interview

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It’s obvious Senator Snake is looking for a ‘Political Pundit’ position on CNN or MSNBC or whatever other liberal, anti-Trump network that might need a purported “Republican” for purported “Balance”.  Give us a FakeNews lecture Senator Snake?  I don’t think so.  By the way, Senator, you really are a sad sack.

Kim Jong Wang-chung – North Korea’s Got Talent

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Little Kim Jong-un has made the transition from “Rocket Boy” to “Rapper Boy” and has won the first “North Korea’s Got Talent” contest with his rendition of “Everybody Have Fun Tonight”.

The Evolution of Kim Jong Wang-chung, Hip Hop Celeb

Wang Chung – “Everybody Have Fun Tonight”

 

Senator Tom Cotton Holds The Line On DACA Deal

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Thanks Senator, Cotton. It’s too bad Senators Gramnesty, Snake, and Pot Grower decided to throw in the towel and be “Little Dicky” Durbin’s boy toys.

Senators Gramnesty and McCain relaxing in the Senate Cloakroom

Lindsey.  Why don’t you put on your big boy pants (those legs are really hideous) and help Senator Cotton get a ‘real deal’ for America.

“Little Dicky Durbin” – Democratic Demagogue

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Mr. President. Do you think “Little Dicky Durbin” might be more appropriate?

The Wreck of the USS Willard “Mittens” Romney

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Mr. Sanctimonious and failed Presidential candidate Willard “Mittens” Romney took to the Twitter waves today to proudly proclaim his moral superiority to plain speaking Donald Trump.

 

We say, “Mitt. Put a sock in it” Read the EVOLVING ROLE OF THE MASTER MARINER – LEGAL ASPECTS OF CAPTANCY and draw the parallel to the Captaincy of the USS USA. Do that, and Donald Trump might just make a Junior Mate out of you yet.