Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
Porky Pig’s Just Tired of The Crap
Or maybe he just really hammered his thumb/finger (sometimes hard to differentiate with cartoon characters) and needed to express himself.
WTF – Upside Down Truck
If you have a dream and a little too much time on your hands, you get yourself an ‘upside down truck’. Pretty cool timewaster, though.
Murica – Redneck Pacifier
Those rednecks are an industrious sort and always re-engineering and re-imagining uses for commonplace items. Here we see Granny’s old choppers turned into a “Child Kidnap Prevention Device and Security Enhancer”.
Now That’s An Afro
Crocodile Dundee’s ‘KNIFE’ is what this ‘AFRO’ is to any other afro you might have in the old knife drawer.
Nabisco Blew This One
More of your ‘soon to be favorite’ Oreo flavors on the horizon.
Broward County Sheriff – Nowhere To Hide
It was not a good weekend on the Talk Show circuit for Broward County Sheriff, Scott Israel.
Eric Clapton – “I Shot the Sheriff”
I ‘Wuv’ My ‘Liddle’ Birdie Friend…
…until I decide I’m tired of playing and eat you.
“Blacken Fish – Cajun Style”, not “Blacklist”
Fair warning. The irony is strong with this one.
Since the show, itself, portrays violence in all it's varied forms as integral to the plot, perhaps instead of capitalizing on violence to gain and pander to an audience, you should change to format to a cooking show. Maybe "Blackened Fish – Cajun style" would work. Do ya think?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018
An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits
Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.
The great thing about the 1st Amendment is that the uniformed and opinionated get to express themselves freely. Had you chosen to question why the murderous Nork Dictator's sister,Kim Yo-jong, was there rather than Ivanka, your opinion might actually have been worth two spits.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018