**Thanks Anon in MT
Putin Goes Gonzo
There’s “fear and loathing” in Washington DC as reporters go completely gonzo reporting on Vlad “the Influencer” Putin and his trusty sidekick, Donald.
Mother’s Warning
Used to be Mom’s warnings ‘be like’, “Don’t run with scissors”, or “Don’t shoot your brother’s eye out with your BB gun”, or “Eat your broccoli there are starving kids in China”. Now? Not so much.
Vlad “The Influencer” Putin Sings, “San Francisco – Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair
Vladimir notes that Scott McKensie must be Russian, probably from Chelyabinsk Oblast.
Scott McKensie – “San Francisco”
Steve Harvey Will Always Have A Job
Even if Steve were to screw up another Miss Universe Pageant winner announcement, he’ll always have a place with Hasbro as a premier Mr. Potato Head model.
Welcome to “Rahm’s Rat World”
CBS2 Chicago reports that Democrat Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s “Chicago [was] Named The ‘Rat Capital’ Of The U.S.” What’s this penchant that democrat politicians have for turning cities into rat infested, crime and murder ridden, poverty pimping, shitholes?
According to a study by the apartment search service “Rent Hop,” the city received 50,963 rat complaints last year – more than any other city in the country.
New York came in a distant second place, followed by Washington, D.C., and Boston.
The study also found the number of rat complaints jumped 55% since 2014.
The study claims “when comparing the number of complaints per 100,000 residents, Chicago topped the list with 1876.09 complaints per 100,000 residents.”
And speaking of murder rates, perhaps Chicago’s “HeyJackass.com” should branch out do a sister website, “HeyRatface.com”.
