Pompeii 2018
The Last Melons Of The Season
Cory Booker and Kamala Harris Head For Vegas
Move over Penn and Teller, Abbott and Costello, Martin and Lewis, and Laurel and Hardy. Booker and Harris are the newest, hottest, and goofiest Las Vegas act ever.
Cory Booker’s Spartacus Moment
NRA TV – “That Time Cory Booker Called Himself Spartacus”
Meet Nike’s New “Boxers or Briefs” Spokesmodel
Since Colin Kaepernick is working out so well as a Nike spokeman, showing it’s uncanny ability to make poor choices, the company chose Anthony Weiner as it’s Underwear Guru and spokesmodel based on Anthony’s ability to reach out to the “Tween” marketing demographic.
If Only I Was A Neurotic, Developmentally Delayed Schizophenic
Thanks Anon in MT
Dump The NFL Opener Today
There is no reason on earth good enough to make you watch the Falcons play the Eagles today. Nobody’s really figured out that whole National Anthem ‘thing’, Kaepernick “The Kneeler” is hawking hate along with sneakers for Nike, and your Budweiser is still speaking Dutch, or is it French, or maybe German.
Hello New York Times Editorial Board….My Name Is Pennywise
And have I got a story for you.
Fat and Curious
Does Vin Diesel have an “outie” going on?
