Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.” Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….
He’s on his way to work as an “Official Lollipop Land Munchkin Welcome Agent”. The ‘crocs‘ are just for traveling to the jobsite – he’ll be donning his Official Munchkin-approved Footwear before beginning his greeter duties.
“The Wizard of Oz” – A Munchkin Welcome
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs
From Bic lighters to sparklers, Darwin’s Brigade boys keep testing the limits of stupid human tricks. Pass the burn ointment, please. Gag….that burn ointment really, really tastes bad. And that ‘Eau de Tongue’ aroma….? Gnarly.
Even for a Batman, Bic-biting rarely works out well.
It’s not been a good couple of days for Elizabeth Warren. Her so-called DNA proof of her so-called Cherokee heritage turned out to be as genuine as, well, her so-called Native American recipes.
Told you.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
The Wall Street Journal reports, “Saudis Weigh Saying Journalist Was Killed by Mistake.”
Riyadh is considering issuing a statement saying that rogue operatives killed Khashoggi by mistake during an interrogation gone wrong
On Monday, Saudi officials were considering whether to say rogue operatives killed Jamal Khashoggi during an interrogation gone wrong, people familiar with the matter said, a move that could help the royal family distance itself from responsibility.
We don’t think Zuckerberg has retained an on-call “bone sawing” expert, yet. At least, not that we know of.
Or he could have just maxed out his “FakeNews CNN Tolerance Threshold” and decide to bail out from the Daily 24 Hour News Cycle.
F-15 Ejection at Supersonic Speed
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