Wait for it. Wait for it. You got it….
Thanks Anon in MT
This Florida Election Recount Brought To You By The Number 47
No one is sure whether Florida uses the Sesame Street method of counting or the Mickey Mouse method…
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Rule Z – Zombie Pancakes
Learn this skill and you’re guaranteed to be the Apocalypse’s most popular short-order Breakfast cook.
How to make Zombie Pancakes
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Democrats Still Counting Palm Beach and Broward Counties
And they’ll keep counting until they find enough votes.
Beto O’Rourke – Still Nacho Senator and Still Nacho Mexican
**A fourth-generation Irish American, his family always called him “Beto” (a common Spanish nickname for first names ending in “-berto”) initially to distinguish him from his namesake grandfather.
Demoncrats Looking For Votes In Broward County Be Like…
“I see dead people. Their votes WILL BE COUNTED! Every vote counts or nobody’s vote counts.”
Five Second Van Gogh Primer
If you look close, we’ve even got his ear.
New Natural “Lip Plumper” Discovered
But there’s a catch…..Eeewww!!!
Blue Wave Kitty – So Sad….
