Why Don’t You Give Howard A ‘Shout’, Howard….

Howard Dean, the infamous ‘Screamer’, accuses Howard Schultz of talking “gibberish”.  Oh, what a short memory you have Mr. Dean.  I’d say you were ‘Mr. Gibberish’ incarnate.

2004: The Scream That Doomed Howard Dean

Need a New Diet Plan? Try Socialism

Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week?  No willpower?  Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint.  Vote for Socialism.  That’s right!  A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible.  And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.

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Daily Darwin – You Can Run But You Can’t Hide From Karma

Darwin notes gleefully the truism that “You can run but you can’t hide from Karma”, especially the fiery, exploding kind. He further notes that this is why you watch a rocket launch from a bunker, rather than a lawn chair on the launching pad.  He also observes that Karma and Schadenfreude are closely related-possibly sisters from another mother.

Canadian PM Trudeau Institutes His “Support a Ho'” Jobs Program

Just when you thought the prissy, girlie-man Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, couldn’t get any stranger, he defends procuring prostitutes as “standing up for Canadian jobs”.  Eh?

The Daily Caller reports, “TRUDEAU EQUATES PROCUREMENT OF PROSTITUTES TO SUPPORTING ‘CANADIAN WORKERS’.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau equated the procurement of prostitutes as one way his government can “stand up for Canadian jobs,” in a Wednesday Question Period exchange with the Official Opposition Conservatives.

In response to a question from Conservative immigration critic Michelle Rempel about a report that the embattled Quebec contractor SNC-Lavalin paid $30,000 (CND) to entertain Muammar Gaddafi’s son with prostitutes, Trudeau appeared to not only confirm the story; he also tried to exonerate the company.

And just because the PM is such a premium dufus (doofus), here are a few more of his best looks.

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Speaking Of Old, White, Democratic Presidential Candidates….

Joe still hasn’t announced, but he’s close….? Maybe…? Then again….?

From Politico, “Biden’s polling lead shaky ahead of 2020 decision“.

Joe Biden’s big lead in early Democratic 2020 polling might be a bunch of malarkey.

While most polls show the former vice president hovering around 30 percent of the Democratic primary vote, well ahead of second-place Sen. Bernie Sanders, two recent surveys paint a starkly different picture — raising the question of whether Biden is a real front-runner or just has big name-recognition.

Ya better pull the trigger, Joe, ’cause you’re gonna be about a 100Hundred years old by the time the next chance rolls around. Just sayin…