Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass – “Tijuana Taxi”
https://youtu.be/HfG5Nftpp4I
Putin and Puppy
Vlad “The Influencer” Putin hasn’t been very much fun ever since Robert Mueller failed to find any RUSSIAN COLLUSION!! after his 2 1/2 year search, consequently, we take what we can get and make the most of it. So heeere’s Putin’s Puppy, Johnny!
Keith Richards RIP Update – You Gotta Take Care Of Yourself Mick
From CNN, “Mick Jagger doing well after heart valve replacement”.
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is recovering after a heart valve replacement procedure.
“Mick Jagger has successfully undergone treatment. He is doing very well and is expected to make a full recovery,” a representative for Jagger said in a statement to CNN.
A source close to the band told CNN earlier this week that Jagger was being treated to replace a valve in his heart, but a representative for the singer declined to elaborate.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Named Ambassador To Venezuela
President Trump offered the new Ambassador some advice – bring some candles, don’t drink the water, never ask what’s on the dinner menu and always keep a bottle of hot sauce handy, and, most importantly, bring your own toilet paper. Congratulations on being able to live your dream.
You ‘Dasn’t’ Call Me Hipster
Rocky Quinoa, a Western Lowlands Gorilla, sez you can call me gorilla, or you can even call me gorilla gorilla, but you dasn’t call me hipster even though I love my kale.
Here are a few more of Rocky’s kale infused goodies.
What Difference Does Another Stupid Question Make Anyway?
Hillary and James – The “What Differeence Does It Make” Song
Kitty Escaping Engineering Planning – Oopsie
Well that worked out about as well as Elon Musk’s new Tesla delivery scheme.
