The ‘Irony’ Is Strong With This One
Harken back to a trip down Alice’s Memory Hole for more of Yaeger’s hijinks.
Murica – Corndog Hell
Is she hugging her little purple horse???
ScienceDiet – Could This Be An Euell Gibbons Recipe?
Euell Gibbons: No Grape Nut He. THE AUTHOR AND FORAGER Euell Theophilus Gibbons once served as the folksy face of Grape-Nuts, the breakfast cereal that contains neither grapes nor nuts. The television campaign featured Gibbons delivering his now-famous “Ever eat a pine tree?”
Discovered Bruce Willis’ “Die Hard” Plot Wasn’t Original
But It’s Still A Christmas Movie
It’s The Start Of A New Decade, Snowflakes
And Only 307 Days Until Trump’s Re-election
Darwin’s Belt Sanding Brigade
Darwin is wont to note that a working knowledge of Newton’s First Law of Motion should be prerequisite for obtaining a ‘Belt Sander Operating License’ (BS-OL). Darwin says, “Always wear appropriate Eye Protection and Genome Protection Devices before attempting any Belt Sanding project.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
It’s Time For Holiday Resolutions…
Be Careful What You Hope For.
