“Put us in charge,” they say. “We’ve got a plan,” they plead. “You’ll love it,” they claim. No we won’t.
Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste
Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Cheers To Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina
Hey, Nooorm!!
Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina, also known simply as Chalmun’s Cantina, or as the Mos Eisley Cantina, was a drinking and dining establishment located in the city of Mos Eisley on the desert world of Tatooine.
Bernie Sanders defends Fidel Castro’s socialist Cuba
‘Unfair to simply say everything is bad’
Hey, if you don’t mind gulags, forced labor, starvation, 70 year old cars, firing squads, religious repression… Give Fidel a shout out.
FoxNews – Sen. Bernie Sanders, the frontrunner for the Democrats’ presidential nomination, doubled down on his support for some of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s policies, saying in an interview that aired Sunday, “it’s unfair to simply say everything is bad.”
Speaking to CBS News’ “60 Minutes,” Sanders, a self-proclaimed democratic socialist, pointed to social welfare programs introduced under Castro’s regime that he described as redeeming, despite the communist dictator’s often repressive human-rights violations against Cubans.
Bloomberg Says He “Bought” 21 Democrats Their Seats In 2018
A cringeworthy debate gaffe that Bloomberg claims gave Nancy Pelosi The Speakers Gavel
Business Insider – In an apparent slip, Mike Bloomberg seemed to say during the Democratic presidential debate Tuesday night that he “bought” 21 Democrats their congressional seats.
“All of the new Democrats that came in and put Nancy Pelosi in charge and gave the Congress the ability to control this president, I bough — I got them,” Bloomberg said.
Bloomberg says “I bought” 20 Democrats in Congress
CDC Chic – Getting Ready for Coronavirus
From the Washington Post, “How to prepare for coronavirus in the U.S. (Spoiler: Not sick? No need to wear a mask.)” Unless, of course, you want to make a CDC Chic fashion statement.
There are the exam gloves, the surgical masks, the dubious supplements and the deceptive disinfectants. If unchecked Internet information is any guide, there’s an inexhaustible list of products “you should buy” to prepare for the spread of coronavirus — which, according to U.S. health officials, now appears inevitable.
But here’s the thing: Covid-19 may be novel, but you really don’t need to buy anything new or special to brace for it. In fact, The Washington Post spoke to epidemiology experts, and they said the most important aspect of preparedness costs nothing at all: calm.
Okay. But here’s something you really can get excited about – High Fashion CDC Chic

























