Mr. Android, Mark “Data” Zuckerberg, kicked his old dog “Mop” to the curb and got him a new one he named “Byte”.
Manspearing….?
Please don’t ‘Manterupt‘ me while I ‘Manspread‘ a bit as I ‘Mansplain‘ how ‘Manspearing’ is an anomaly in the ‘Manscape’ of ‘Bropropriated‘ words.
TEOTWAWKI Warning Issued For Next Week
Oh, Noooo’s!! Whatever shall we do??!!
Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
FashionWeek – Coronavirus Inspired Summer Fashion
Introducing the New CoronaWeartm line by COVID-19
CDC Chic – The Coronavirus ‘Cone of Shame’
The CDC says that in order to avoid catching the Coronavirus, don’t touch your face. Impossible, you say. Here’s the CDC’s recommendation.
Cowballs, Mr. TSA… More Cowballs
Christopher Walken has a FEVER
I don’t think that’s where one traditionally checks for a Coronavirus fever.
More Cowbell
Bernie and Joe – BFFF’s
Yeah, they’re Best Fucking Friends Forever – or, at least, until they go mano a mano at the next Democratic Debate in Phoenix on March 15. And then… maybe not so much.
M-M-M-My Corona
Global Pandemic Media Brings You, “My Corona”.
