You might say that Keith is the ‘canary in the coal mine‘ for the impact of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic.
Hey! Need Toilet Paper??
Ki-Ki-Ki. Ma-Ma-Ma. I’ve got all the Toilet Paper you’ll ever need….
“Ch ch ch, Ah ah ah. Or Ki ki ki, Ma ma ma.” So, which one is it? You decide…
CDC Chic – COVID-19 Hair Styling Tips
Perfect for maintaining the CDC’s recommended ‘Six Feet‘ of personal separation.
Daily Darwin – Beer, Bad Decisions, and Balls…
The Three B’s Of Maintaining Healthy Genomes
Darwin duly notes that consuming Beer and making Bad Decisions invariably leads to a Ball-busting experience. He likens it to betting against the Bull in a head-to-head contest of who has the larges pair of genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Tulsi’s In It To Win It
Congresswoman Gabbard notes, “After all, the Coronavirus still has a vote…”
Los Angeles Times – Yes, Tulsi Gabbard is still running for president.
The congresswoman from Hawaii hasn’t garnered much support in primary elections and she’s falling short of winning enough delegates to secure the Democratic nomination. She has two so far.
She has remained in the race as numerous candidates with far more support nationally — including most recently Bloomberg and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — have dropped out.
But Gabbard appears set on continuing.
Moma Don’t Take My Toilet Paper Away…
“I’ll give you my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands,” said a Costco shopper.
Anyone See ‘Banjo’ Joe’s Coronavirus Press Conference?
It was almost as scary as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s Response to Trump’s Address on Border Security last year.
DUELING BANJOS ~ Guitar & Banjo Song ~ Deliverance
**Thanks Anon in MT
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
IQ By AOC – Stupid Question
Found here.
Joe Biden PSA
Joe Biden encourages everyone to support the Alzheimer’s Association before it’s too late… for him to be your President.
And remember what Carpe Donktum says, “Don’t elect people with dementia to become the President of the United States.”
**/sarc ‘n /snark