Click for Babylon Bee –“Playskool Releases ‘My First Knife Fight’ Playset”
National Review–As HotAir’s Allahpundit quips, “When lefties said we should defund the police and not sweat the social consequences, they weren’t messing around.”
There are really two layers of arguments here.
One is that cops should somehow treat teenage knife fights as they would harmless roughhousing and simply ignore it. The other idea is that the officer should have figured out a way to resolve the situation without doing any harm — this even though video suggests a girl was seconds (or less) away from being stabbed. Why not shoot the leg? Or shoot the knife out of her hand?
People evidently believe this is like the movies. That somehow a cop is like Clint Eastwood’s Man with No Name in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, shooting a rope from hundreds of yards away to free Tuco from being hanged. In reality, this is not a sniper carefully getting in position to shoot a target. We’re talking about shooting a small, erratically moving target in real time. It is completely unrealistic to expect, no matter how well-trained a cop is.
Everyone should be frightened that the ruling white elite have done such a thoroughly successful job of not only disconnecting us from the means of basic self-sufficiency but also convincing us we need armed white officers to manage our children & communities.
Frightening.
— END ALL COLONIALISM, FREE PALESTINE (@BreeNewsome) April 21, 2021
Well, I’m hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I’m hot blooded, I’m hot blooded
You don’t have to read my mind
To know what I have in mind
Honey, you oughta know
Now you move so fine
Let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you’re doin’ after the show
The “Infinite Monkey Fact-checking Theorem” states that a monkey checking random facts for an infinite amount of time will almost surely correctly check any given fact, such as who was behind the “Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax” or “Was the 2020 Election Rigged”. In fact, the monkey would almost surely check every possible finite fact an infinite number of times.
Rush Limbaugh–Some people may not know what you’re talking about here and explaining it will explain why I get away with. There’s nothing to get away with here. This is brilliant, brilliant, creative use of the language to convey a bevy of thoughts in one word. The origination of the word, San Francisco, again, folks, there were massive protests on the part of city employees demanding that the City of San Francisco pay for sex-change operations. It was a very important deal, and many on the San Francisco city council — I don’t know what they actually call it, but they approved it, thought it was a great thing.
And it was in the news quite a lot. This is years ago. But it was in the news quite a lot, and there were quotes from various city employees, some were women who wanted to become men and vice-versa. And so I had to find ways to shorten what I was talking about so I wouldn’t get distracted by process. And so the female-to-male sex-change operation became the addadictomy.
And to this day there has not been a single objection filed. Of course, there will be now, John, since you brought it up and made me explain this. And of course then the other way is the chopadickoffamy when you’re going the other way. That was not referenced as much, but they both have seen their day.
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