A TPE PSA – The 2021 CDC Pool Pooper Guide

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Eeewww!! And Adults. Don’t forget your mask while swimming. Outside. In the water. Sounds like an exercise in self-waterboarding. For the kiddies. Don’t swim if you’re sick with diarrhea. One person with diarrhea can contaminate the entire pool. Learn more ways to keep you and those you care about healthy. Double Eeewww!!

They call the little girl on the slide ‘The Streak’…Eeewww!! Again!!

So How Hot Did It Get In Portland, Johnny?

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It got so hot that even the Ice Cream truck melted…

The Oregonian–Portland hit 116 degrees Monday afternoon, setting a new record high temperature for the third day in a row, according to the National Weather Service.

The high temperature at Portland International Airport had reached 116 degrees just after 5 p.m., surpassing the high of 114 that forecasters had predicted.

Monday’s record-setting temperatures broke Sunday’s record-setting high of 112 degrees. Sunday’s high had broken the 108 degree-record set Saturday, which broke the previous high of 107, first set in 1965.

And what’s worse, it got so hot that Momma’s dress started doing that ‘processed cheese food’ thing–no Rotel necessary.

 

 

Senator ‘Mad’ Maxine Waters? Say What, Joe Biden?

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Joe Biden on Wednesday called Congresswoman Maxine Waters “Senator” – then quickly turned it into a joke to cover for his obvious dementia.

Gateway Pundit–Biden greeted Democrat Rep. Maxine Waters, whose name he pronounced “Walders” and called her Senator.

“Senator, I hope,” Biden said to Mad Maxine. “If you think I’m kidding, I’m not.”

Maxine Waters seemed confused, shrugged her shoulders then gave Joe Biden a pat on the back.