Brangelina and Kimye. Bennifer and TomKat. Now we have Katpee or maybe Peeniss. Or KatPiss. Oh, Hell. Who gives a crap, or a pissy nickname, anyway?
This story poses all sorts of dilemmas for the brave hearts at Mizzou and other “fine” universities. You know they will soon be cowering in their safe spaces hoping someone will bring milk and cookies to make everything all right.
Long story short, hardcore Islamic dude assaults a 14 year old girl for not wearing a scarf. Yep. That was good enough to slap her, and then drag her down the stairs, by her hair. Oh, and the hardcore dude–he was a teacher at the university.
The DailyCaller reports that a “Mizzou Instructor Accused Of Assaulting Underage Relative For Not Wearing Hijab“.
A graduate teaching assistant at the University of Missouri (MU) has been arrested and could be charged with child abuse after he allegedly assaulted a 14-
year-old relative after seeing her in school without a headscarf.
Youssif Omar was reportedly at Hickman High School in Columbia, Mo., last Tuesday when he spotted the girl, and noticed that she wasn’t wearing a hijab, a traditional headscarf worn by many Muslim women and that many believers regard as a religious obligation.
According to a Columbia police representative who spoke with the Columbia Daily Tribune, Omar reacted violently when he saw the relative without her
head covered, slapping her, grabbing her by the hair and dragging her down a flight of stairs and out to his car.
After the incident was reported, Columbia police arrested Omar at his home Wednesday night on suspicion of felony child abuse. Omar was released after posting a bond of $4,500.
Meet Capt. Nemo, Beer Commander. Welcome to the Far-side of the Pool.
Since AGW Climate Change (AKA: Weather) is responsible for huge boulders, you might as well blame it for terrorists too.
From the Washington Post, “Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?” Oh Hell, Yes!!! And Toenail Fungus, too!! Don’t forget that!
ELEUTHERA, Bahamas — Standing atop a 60-foot cliff overlooking the Atlantic, James Hansen — the retired NASA scientist sometimes dubbed the
“father of global warming” — examines two small rocks through a magnifying glass. Towering above him is the source of one of the shards: a huge boulder from a pair locals call “the Cow and the Bull,” the largest of which is estimated to weigh more than 1,000 tons.
The two giants have long been tourist attractions along this rocky coast. Perched not far from the edge of a steep cliff that plunges down into blue water, they raise an obvious question: How did they get up here?
Compounding the mystery, these two are among a series of giant boulders arranged in an almost perfect line across a narrow part of this 110-mile-long, wishbone-shaped island.
Darwin says that you just can’t make this crap up! This is one thief that cooked his own goose, err, genome.
The FresnoBee reports, “Suspected burglar stuck in Huron home’s chimney dies after residents light fire.”
A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a
botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house. When the resident realized a person was in the chimney, he extinguished the fire.
Darwin also notes that this smoked dude’s balls and brain in all probability can’t be distinguished from your average chimps pieces and parts.
Investigators believe he had attempted to break into the home sometime during the evening hours of Nov. 27. He had remained in the chimney all day.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Grumpy cat offers his observation, too.
According to Obama, ISIS is “a bunch of killers with good social media’“. Based on their last postings, it looks like they are going after the matchmaking sites next. Watch out eHarmony.