Talent like Santa’s deserves an encore…..
Santa gave up on the old treadmill workout program. Way too cracker.
“Real World Workouts” are really what’s trending this year. Here’s Santa practicing the “Ferguson Flop.” Pretty smooth moves, dude!
Stocking Stuffer Idea
For those picked to play “Secret Santa” for Abdullah or one of his hairy brothers, here’s a suggestion sure to make a hit.
Word has it that this little gift does double duty, especially when Abdullah decides to go all Marlin Brando. Huh?
Daily Darwin – Obama’s Rollercoaster
Darwin notes that a Nation’s Foreign Policy occasionally earns a Darwin Award. Notably, Neville Chamberlain, Jimmy Carter, and Nero were amongst the recipients.
WTF – Wrong Place
And an exceptionally wrong time. It could have been the “Right Place at the Wrong Time“. But it wasn’t.
Today’s Bacon – Bacon Bomb
It’s quite a difficult choice as to whether to eat the bacon, or to use it on ISIS terrorists. Both would be most fulfilling.
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On Demand TV – COP21 Style
For those delegates to the Paris Climate Change Summit (COP21), in room entertainment was somewhat limited. In fact, the only choices were Algore’s, “An Inconvenient Truth”, and our favorite….
Obama’s Fantasy World
Delusional is the new “Word of the Month” flavor. It is apparently the Presidents favorite.
