Little Buddy Has More Balls Than Brains

“His partner is in heat, and the bachelor is pumping with testosterone. He needs to release his energy and show who’s boss, even if his sparring partner weighs 1.7 tons,” the zoo said.

Marco Rubio, Trump’s Indispensable Man

Provisional Governor Marco Rubio – Secretary of State, Acting Administrator of the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), Acting Archivist at the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA), interim National Security Advisor, and Duck Hunter.