In A World Full Of Lies…

The Truth Will Be Called Conspiracy

Orwell’s ‘Newspeak’ is already here:

ante — the prefix that replaces before
artsem — artificial insemination
bb — Big Brother[a]
bellyfeel — the blind, enthusiastic acceptance of an idea
blackwhite — to accept whatever one is told, regardless of the facts. In the novel, it is described as “to say that black is white when [the Party says so]” and “to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary”. (See also 2 + 2 = 5)
crimestop — to rid oneself of or fail to understand unorthodox thoughts that go against Ingsoc’s ideology
crimethink — thoughts and concepts that go against Ingsoc such as liberty, equality, and privacy, and also the criminal act of holding such thoughts. Frequently referred to by the standard English “thoughtcrime”.
dayorder — order of the day
dep — department
doubleplusgood — the word that replaces Oldspeak words meaning “superlatively good”, such as excellent, fabulous, and fantastic

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Grilled Chicken – Chicago’s Washington Park Style

The most dangerous neighborhood in Chicago is Washington Park. This area of Chicago suffers from an extremely high violent crime rate, which is 701% higher than the national average. Washington Park has a population of 12,707 and an overall crime rate that is 297% higher than the national average. In addition, violent crimes like murder, robbery, and assault are extremely high, making Washington Park the most dangerous part of Chicago.

**HeyJackass.com – Illustrating Chicago Values

Do You Need One More Reason Not To Fly?

Delta Airliners Add ‘Explosive Diarrhea‘ Warning Lights

Babylon Bee–Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an “explosive diarrhea’ warning light.

“This quickly became our No. 2 priority,” said airline spokeswoman Charmin Brown. “After this week’s unfortunate experience, we decided that, much like seatbelts or no-smoking lights, it would be best to have a way to notify all of our passengers of explosive diarrhea. This way, everyone onboard will be made aware whenever it’s, you know, about to hit the fan.”

Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’

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