TEOTWAWKI

Do You Need One More Reason Not To Fly?

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Delta Airliners Add ‘Explosive Diarrhea‘ Warning Lights

Babylon Bee–Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an “explosive diarrhea’ warning light.

“This quickly became our No. 2 priority,” said airline spokeswoman Charmin Brown. “After this week’s unfortunate experience, we decided that, much like seatbelts or no-smoking lights, it would be best to have a way to notify all of our passengers of explosive diarrhea. This way, everyone onboard will be made aware whenever it’s, you know, about to hit the fan.”

Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’

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Raytheon Comes Out For Gay Pride

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Code Pink Nukes Raytheon…’There’s NO Pride in War Profiteering’

Code Pink–This year, the Human Rights Campaign, a prominent non-profit working for LGBTQ+ rights, awarded weapons manufacturer Raytheon a “perfect score for corporate equality.”

What about the LGBTQ+ people around the world who are killed using Raytheon’s bombs?

We don’t think a merchant of death should be praised for anything — let alone an award applauding their “corporate social responsibility efforts.”

Call on the Human Rights Campaign to live up to their name and pledge to Divest from War!

Is This The Truth That’s Out There?

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Whistleblower tells Congress the US is concealing ‘multi-decade’ program that captures UFOs

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. is concealing a longstanding program that retrieves and reverse engineers unidentified flying objects, a former Air Force intelligence officer testified Wednesday to Congress. The Pentagon has denied his claims.

Retired Maj. David Grusch’s highly anticipated testimony before a House Oversight subcommittee was Congress’ latest foray into the world of UAPs — or “unidentified aerial phenomena,” which is the official term the U.S. government uses instead of UFOs. While the study of mysterious aircraft or objects often evokes talk of aliens and “little green men,” Democrats and Republicans in recent years have pushed for more research as a national security matter due to concerns that sightings observed by pilots may be tied to U.S. adversaries.