Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.

WTF – Peeing Like A Race Horse

Do you think that the signage on this Portable Honey Bucket

looks anything like this?

You do have to admit that the “Just Wash Your Hands” part could pose a challenge…. And as for proper seat placement protocol (Up, Down, Whatever)?  Beyond my paygrade.