Ruh-Roh!! Houston we have a problem….
BOLO. BOLO. Be On The Lookout for a terrorist knife wielding Crab. Last seen on the parking lot of Joe’s Crab Shack. Consider him “Armed and Dangerous”.
Solar Polar Shift Doom. The Sun has “Rotated on It’s Axis”. Oh Noooo’s. What will we do? Wait!! There’s HOPE!! It was only the CAMERA!! Saved, we are. We can shout Doom another day.
Choot ‘Em. Choot ‘Em.
Lucky for the little girl that she was grabbed by a cute pie-eyed, herbivorous giraffe, rather than a nasty old omnivorous gorilla.
One would, however, be safe in saying that a nightmare or two was made during that afternoon venture to the zoo.
BTW: You can try shopping at the real “Choot ‘Em” here.
Although efficient, this method of parallel parking needs to have a “don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
Try this method instead –