**TEOTWAWKI – The End Of The World As We Know It
Hey! Where are the zombies? Oh, here there are and there’s a bunch of ’em.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
WTF
Mom’s ‘Special’ Recipe Cure
When your kid says, “Mom, my throat’s sore. I can’t possibly go to school,” and you’re pretty sure the little bastard is just trying to ditch school, whip up a fresh batch of “Mom’s ‘Special’ Recipe Big Pharma Grade” penicillin. Guaranteed sure cure.
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – A Dab ‘O Art
I see a ‘beach scene‘ shot from a aerial drone. The only thing missing is Chris Christie….
Oh! Here’s Chris!!
Double Unstuffed
Three choices here: 1) Extremely hypoglycemic, 2) Too much time on their hands, or 3) Some really weird form of OCD.
‘Pineapple Express’ Returning Home After Hurricane Irma
This is not the ‘Pineapple Express‘ I was hoping for.
Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories
Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
**FakeNews Alert
Air Jordans Rescued From Foot Locker During Hurricane Irma
Witness a group of courageous ‘undocumented shoppers’ rescuing Air Jordans and other footwear from harm’s way during Hurricane Irma.
https://youtu.be/-6-xokjS4PE
Hurricane Irma ‘Sign Language’ Interpreter Throws Sign Bombs
Florida Governor Rick Scott’s sign language interpreter did everything but “bend over and kiss his ass goodbye” to prove the point that Hurricane Irma was gonna be a bad one. From the Gateway Pundit,
Just watching this guy wears me out, but I think everyone gets the point. Now Governor Scott’s performance–pretty buttoned-down. But memorable? Maybe not so much…
Hurricane Irma – “Chicken Run” Evacuation Burritos
After images of “Chickens wrapped up like burritos during Florida evacuation” went viral, you can be assured that every Roach Coach and Taco Stand in the country is going to have a newspaper wrapped ‘Hurricane Irma Chicken Burrito’ on the menu.
Rube Goldberg’s Bike
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