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Boulevard of Broken Memes and Dreams – Coronavirus Update

March 20, 2020 by rainman

Coronavirus Update: Socially Distant

Boulevard of Broken Memes.

Boulevards of Broken Dreams.

StreetArt – Culturally Appropriate Natural Hair?

March 19, 2020 by rainman

Or was the “natural hair” culturally appropriated? Woke is hard and confusing.

He ought to be ‘screaming’ for Security to help guard his precious hoard out to his car.

Statler and Waldorf’s Observations On Coronavirus Sanitation Protocols

March 17, 2020 by rainman

Post Toilet Paper Apocalypse Survivors

March 17, 2020 by rainman

Gilligan’s Island Intro

Nuthin’ Like a Bunker To Hunker Down In During The Coronavirus Apocalypse

Oregon Snowflakes Call 911 To Deliver Toilet Paper

March 16, 2020 by rainman

Oregon Police Are Begging People to Stop Calling 911 If They Run Out of Toilet Paper

Darwin is truly hard at work during this “Great Coronavirus Hunkerdown”.

The Gateway Pundit – It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” Newport Oregon Police said in a Facebook post.
The police had some fun and offered residents alternatives to toilet paper if they were to run out.

“In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue,” the police said.
“Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.”

Doomsday Seed Vault Releases Some Seeds For Coronavirus Pandemic

March 16, 2020 by rainman

Buried inside a mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault — often referred to as the doomsday seed vault — stores back-up seeds for every one of humanity’s food crops and essentials. Heh.