Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
And it’s lucky he got Salvador Dali’s self-portrait for a cut, rather that Salvador Dali’s “Portrait of Picasso”.
“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?
Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.
Here’s where Rube Goldberg meets ‘The Little Engine That Could‘. “I think I can, I think?” Not quite right, but could the ‘Little Engine’s’ name be Thomas “The Rube” Train? That would be pretty special, wouldn’t it?
Give the gift that insures your kid will never want to watch ‘Sesame Street‘ again.
Why would anyone call the Cops for a work of art? Everyone is just so ‘effing “Bah Humbug” PC-Politically Correct these days.
