WTF

Too Pooped For Hasbro

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OK. So I’m sitting in my cubicle at Hasbro reading my copy of my ‘Employee Performance Review’ where my boss has told me in no uncertain terms that I lack any semblance of Game Creativity or Motivation to Produce anything but a yawn, and… “that your time remaining at Hasbro has the shelf life of a fruit fly….”  And then I say “This is Bullshit–a real Poop Sandwich” and the light bulb goes off…. My job is saved and the World has a New Classic Game!!

So what would the rules look like? Heh.

And then you need a killer ad campaign for Saturday Morning TV. Instant Classic!

Gumball Wars

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Gumball Wars from Scott Thierauf on Vimeo.

**Passive-Aggressive

Formerly associated with a particular psychological disorder stemming from years of percieved underappreciation and bitterness. A character flaw brought on by a person’s inability to deal with their own bitterness, anger, or resentment in an assertive manner, thus, becoming a more passive form of hostility. See: petty, little bitch, worthless turd

This entry in urbandictionary is passive-aggressive because it was brought on by a coworker’s passive-aggressive action against myself, and thus, is my form of counter attack. It is unlikely that the passive-aggressive asshat will see this, rendering such an action unassertive on my part, but it is highly probable that this will be seen by some more trustworthy coworkers and they will immediately empathize and agree that my definition (including the synonyms: little bitch and worthless turd) fully apply.