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Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

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ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.”

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.

WTF – Peeing Like A Race Horse

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Do you think that the signage on this Portable Honey Bucket

looks anything like this?

You do have to admit that the “Just Wash Your Hands” part could pose a challenge…. And as for proper seat placement protocol (Up, Down, Whatever)?  Beyond my paygrade.

It’s Pumpkin Berry Time

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Move over Pumpkin Spice.  Pumpkin Berry is the ‘New Best Thing’ for the holidays.  With a lively, fresh bouquet and just a hint of floral, this newest seasonal favorite starts elegantly and finishes fruity.  This delicate blend of Blueberry, Huckleberry and Lingonberry, all with the complexity of Pumpkin, pairs perfectly with your favorite coffee beans – from Blue Mountain to Columbian, to Kona and, of course, Sumatra.

Meet the Democrats Who Are Protesting Brett Kavanaugh’s Nomination

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Yep. These are San  Francisco Democrat and Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi’s, self-same constituents. The one’s that she’s whipping up (heh) to protest Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination to the Supreme Court.  This year, they’re stessing consent….hmmm?  Does that mean that it was a PROBLEM before this year?  Prolly so.  Will it be a problem next year?  Prolly so, ditto.

From the SFGate, “Folsom Street Fair stresses consent amid leather and BDSM“.

“Gear doesn’t mean consent. What you’re wearing doesn’t mean consent. An enthusiastic ‘yes’ means consent,” said Edwin Morales, president of the Folsom Street Events board.

The message was distilled into a social media campaign and onto signage around Sunday’s 13-block fair, which featured bondage exhibits, people pulling their collared partners on leashes, and lots of bodies clad in leather — or nothing at all.

I don’t know about you, but I tend to think that someone who would consent to being abased in this way, probably is not competent to actually give consent.  Here’s Nancy’s San Francisco rogues gallery.  Now go out and fight Judge Kavanaugh!!!  But first, untie yourself.