NBC4 Los Angeles–The line of departing trucks never goes away. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, they leave with thousands and thousands of rolls onboard.
In her 42 years in the toilet paper business, Lizanne Nanez with the Charmin Plant Finance Department has heard them all — the jokes, the puns all in good fun she says. But nobody’s laughing now.
“No, no! Now it’s essential,” Nanez said.
Or if you prefer, Quentin’s ‘Hollywood’…
Just kidding Canada, eh? Actually these are the Hauntingly Beautiful Frozen Forests of Finland.
All trees, shrubs, and rocks become so thickly cloaked in snow they appear like strange, distorted alien figures jutting out of the ground. Everything else is swallowed in a desolate white wasteland frozen under temperatures ranging from -40 to -15 degrees Celsius.
All that’s missing is the sound of a toilet flushing. Oh… that’s better
The only thing worse than ‘pickles possum peckers’ is this Saturday Night Live sketch, “White Possum Scream.”
