Jimmy Durante – “All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.” And by the way, “Don’t snort Viagra.”
Huh?
Palestinian Barber ‘Blows Up’ His Customers
Actually, he “Torches” his customers and they pay him to do it.
One more post about hair today and a new category will be born, “Bad Hair Saturday”.
**via Gateway Pundit
Wile E. Coyote after a trip to the barber.

Donald Trump Slings a Pot
Donald Trump’s vast array of skills as a politician is as ‘bottomless’ as the pot he’s trying to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grr5fJuWLSc
**Technically Mr. Trump is ‘ throwing a pot ‘ rather than slinging. But ‘slinging’ made the headline much more interesting.












