Give me one of these babies fitted out with a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor and “Doc” Emmett Brown’s flux capacitor… and I’m outta here.
Escape Vehicle
GTFOH!!
Charge Of The Snowboy Brigade
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys.
“Forward, the Snow Brigade!
Charge for the trees!” he said.
Into the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys,
And their trusty snow bears.
**Apologies to Lord Tennyson
The Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Someone’s Sick And Tired Of Winter
Winter solstice 2018 in Northern Hemisphere will be at 4:23 PM on Friday, December 21st.
Butt Rocket – Not Your Standard Glycerin Suppository
**These will set you free, too.
These Recalls Are Getting Old
First they came for the salad (romaine lettuce), then they came for the meat main dish (hamburger), then they recalled the pretty garnish (fried onions and garlic). Pretty soon the only thing left to eat will be dog food. Whoopsie….
New Mayonnaisal Spray – Don’t Be A ‘Drip’ For The Holidays
**Available in the Condiment Aisle of your favorite Big Box retailer.
