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Europe – The Final Days

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Who is left to defend Great Britain and the Continent?  According to The Telegraph, the British Army thinks that the only defenders left may be  “snowflakes, binge gamers and ‘me, me, me millennials’ in new recruitment drive.”  So when the ‘enemy horde’ is at the gates, our savior is to be a WOW (World of Warcraft) top gun?  Well, I for one, feel a whole lot safer knowing that a selfie-addicted, snowflake, binge-gamer is keeping me safe at night.

The new recruitment advertising campaign, titled ‘Your Army Needs You’, launches on January 3 with a series of adverts on TV and the internet as well as billboard posters.

The three adverts tell the stories of individuals whose perceived weaknesses are seen as strengths by the Army.

Potential recruits are shown at home or work, with others calling out their stereotypes, before the scene changes to depict them in the Army performing roles where their potential is recognised.

Ho’ No, Michelle O’!! Say It’s Not So…

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The Gateway Pundit reports, “Michelle Obama Flaunts Thigh-High Sequin Streetwalker Boots on Book Tour.”

Sarah Jessica Parker, who played Carrie Bradshaw in the highly popular TV series “Sex and the City,” had an obsession with high end shoes and boots, so the TV star gushed over Michelle Obama’s over-the-top thigh-high boots.

Didn’t write a ‘best-seller’ and don’t have the big bucks ($4000) to blow on boots…? Well, as some famous cable network opinionator says, “Let not your heart be troubled”, because there is a low-cost solution from Ho’s R Us – err… The Upscale Stripper. For a little over a hundred $Bucks you can have your very own pair of the Michelle O’ knockoffs.  The only kicker is that you have to fight Barry O’ for them.