He ought to be ‘screaming’ for Security to help guard his precious hoard out to his car.
GTFOH!!
Hey! Need Toilet Paper??
Ki-Ki-Ki. Ma-Ma-Ma. I’ve got all the Toilet Paper you’ll ever need….
“Ch ch ch, Ah ah ah. Or Ki ki ki, Ma ma ma.” So, which one is it? You decide…
Moma Don’t Take My Toilet Paper Away…
“I’ll give you my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands,” said a Costco shopper.
Manspearing….?
Please don’t ‘Manterupt‘ me while I ‘Manspread‘ a bit as I ‘Mansplain‘ how ‘Manspearing’ is an anomaly in the ‘Manscape’ of ‘Bropropriated‘ words.
Cowballs, Mr. TSA… More Cowballs
Christopher Walken has a FEVER
I don’t think that’s where one traditionally checks for a Coronavirus fever.
More Cowbell
Stopped By 7-11 For Some Beer…
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Adam Schiff Has Gone Bat Shit, Bug Eyed, Lunatic Crazy
Trump Derangement Syndrome has struck Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff hard . Mr. Schiff, like Captain Queeg on the witness stand wrapped in all his paranoiac grandeur, said President Trump “could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election…” GTFOH!! Adam. When Trump supporters start chanting “Lock ’em up!!” they may not be chanting about Hillary any more.
Adam Schiff:
If Trump isn't removed he "could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and leave Jared Kushner to run the country, delegating to him the decision whether they go to war." pic.twitter.com/VBzkonqpmH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 3, 2020