GTFOH!!
Hey! Need Toilet Paper??
Ki-Ki-Ki. Ma-Ma-Ma. I’ve got all the Toilet Paper you’ll ever need….
“Ch ch ch, Ah ah ah. Or Ki ki ki, Ma ma ma.” So, which one is it? You decide…
Moma Don’t Take My Toilet Paper Away…
“I’ll give you my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead hands,” said a Costco shopper.
Manspearing….?
Please don’t ‘Manterupt‘ me while I ‘Manspread‘ a bit as I ‘Mansplain‘ how ‘Manspearing’ is an anomaly in the ‘Manscape’ of ‘Bropropriated‘ words.
Cowballs, Mr. TSA… More Cowballs
Christopher Walken has a FEVER
I don’t think that’s where one traditionally checks for a Coronavirus fever.
More Cowbell
Stopped By 7-11 For Some Beer…
**/sarc ‘n /snark
