I’m too sexy for my step ladder. And my wheels. And my shirt.
Right Said Fred “I’m Too Sexy”
GTFOH!!
Not Your Grandpa’s Air Guitar
Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Fire” and “Hey Joe”
https://youtu.be/Ql3NQMET7v4?t=13s
The Benadryl Challenge
If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was for true idiots, well, the Benadryl Challenge takes ‘idiot’ to a whole ‘nuther level of comatose.
Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’
It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie. And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.
**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???
As Seen On TV – The “Taco Cleanse” System
Or if you want to save a couple of bucks, you can make your own Taco or Burrito Cleanse. Just leave your favorite flavor of taco or burrito on your car’s dashboard (or under the seat) for a couple of days, then enjoy. You will be cleansed.
New Tide Juice Box
With the success of Tide Pod snacks, it was inevitable that Procter & Gamble would add a line of beverages to help wash those little snacks down.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Abby Roads and Monday’s Get Me Down
Olivia Newton-John – “Rainy Days and Monday’s (Get Me Down)”
Thar She Blows!! Revisited
Eeewww!! Eerrpp!! Pass me my barf bag, please…. This Washington DC “pooper pumper” went overload trying to contain the Democratic and Deep State spew about the soon to be released FBI/FISA memo. #ReleaseTheMemo.
Shave and a Haircut – No Thanks
Shave and a Haicut, Two Bits
https://youtu.be/9iTX_A1iWdM
Where did “shave and a haircut, two bits” come from?
Raytheon Begins Testing New MK 48 Mod 30XXL Series Weapon
One perfected, Raytheon claims that not even the newest Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) will be able to stand the pounding this weapon system will deliver.
