Shave and a Haicut, Two Bits
https://youtu.be/9iTX_A1iWdM
Where did “shave and a haircut, two bits” come from?
GTFOH!!
Raytheon Begins Testing New MK 48 Mod 30XXL Series Weapon
One perfected, Raytheon claims that not even the newest Littoral Combat Ships (LCS) will be able to stand the pounding this weapon system will deliver.
I Might Never Fly Again
“They say any landing you can walk away from is a good one.” Alan Shepard
A ‘Shit Study’ About Some “Shit Holes”
Or if you prefer, “Countries Yet to Get Their Poop In A Pile”. Or even “Countries That Are Excrementally Challenged”.
The definitive UN Shit Hole Report
Liberal Solution To Arson
Ban Hi-capacity automatic matches. It’s obvious. But, Liberals. Don’t ignore the “Law of Unintended Consequences”….how are you gonna light your bongs? Flint and steel? Friction Bow and Stick? Magnifying Glass? Will all purchases of Hi-cap Automatic Matches require a Federal Background Check and a mandatory Three Day Waiting Period? Heh.
Chucky The Snowman Killer
“Cult of Chucky” Trailer
Perfect Gift For That Discriminating Tea Drinker
Err… Make that for the indiscriminate, intemperate, intolerant, obdurate asshole tea drinker.
Slip Slidin’ Away – Human Snowboards
With clothes–
Without clothes–
Pinhead Vs. The Tooth Fairy
Your kid’s trip to the Dentist will never be the same. I also suspect that after relating that little bedtime story called, “The Tooth Fairy Takes a Bite Out of Pinhead”, you’ll be able to command at least a week’s worth of quality tooth brushing time.
Order Your Holiday ‘Tools’ From Hazard Freight
No need to read the Warning Labels. Just order more Life Insurance.
Tom Cruise’s Next “Mission Impossible” Heist Set?
Or the inside of a cheese grater?
