Extra credit given for using at least seven of the vocabulary words in sentences… and extra, extra credit given if you don’t arbitrarily get punched out by the recipient of those self-same words.
GTFOH!!
…A Sack Lunch and A Pearl Necklace?
Carnac says, “What two things are required to be Joe Biden’s Vice President?”
The Best Of Carnac The Magnificent
Breaking News – Fauci’s New Science-based Masking Guidance
Makes almost as much sense as his last mask edict, “It’s OKay to remove your mask when showering…as long as you’re showering alone.”
F*cking Cicada Attacks A F*cking CNN Reporter Live
“S**t! F**king cicada!” Manu Raju said as producers bleeped the obscenities.
Daily Caller–CNN’s chief congressional correspondent had a run-in with a cicada Thursday when the bug crawled up his neck as he prepared for a live shot.
Manu Raju shared a video of the unpleasant encounter, saying, “Had an unwelcome visitor try to crawl into my live shot earlier.”
Raju could be seen talking to producers, clearly unaware that the cicada was crawling up the lapel of his suit jacket. It followed his collar and then disappeared behind his neck as he waited for his cue.
Bidets Gone Wild
Splish splash, I got me a bath
When my bidet ran amuck….
Postal Spying Conspiracies ‘Debunked’??
If you get an invitation to appear on “Maury“, you might want to decline.
John ‘Effing Kerry Wanted To Be In Charge Of The Nuclear Football
As the great Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Duck and cover, MotherF*Ckers, duck and cover.
Eric Swalwell Makes Cameo Appearance At ‘Circle-back’ Jen’s Presser
Strange noise in the White House Press Briefing Room
Redneck Engineering – The New Ford “Woody”
It’s a 2×4…
Caught Cruising For Chaquitas
Chiquita Banana The Original Commercial