The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….
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Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool
Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)
Marvel Comics ‘Star Search’ Contestants
Marvel Comics attempting to refresh it’s enormous, but aging character line and begin a new Reality Show franchise at the same time. Tentatively named, “Marvel’s Cosmic Cosplay Star Search” or, running a close second, “Marvel’s Next Top Super Hero or Villain”. Here’s an impressive gallery of contestants.
4th of July Flag Waving
Do you think the Queen is still holding a grudge?
Din DoNuffins Bad Hair Day
Actually, it’s Quindarious Gooch’s bad hair day.
Shoepants? This Year’s Leisure Suit?
Bee Gees – “Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)”
Roboticus Not-So-Prime
This ‘wannabe’ cosmetology robot is definitely not ready for prime time.
‘Botas Puntiagudas’ Week Begins
Celebrate the start of ‘Semana Mexicana de Botas Puntiagudas’ by viewing some of our most favorite ‘Pointy Boots’. Just be careful not to poke yourself in the eye. And remember, “No Running Allowed”.
No Haircuts for Pussy’s Here
Village People – “Macho Man”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UO4jquAlY
Some Advice for Lena Dunham
The first bit of advice is lay low while Kathy Griffin is taking all the flack because of her stupid Trump Beheading photo scheme. That should keep you out of the news for months. And the second, first bit of advice is ….
Argh! My eyes!
This calls for a second dose of “Eye Bleach”. Eeewww!
