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Congress – All Talk and No Walk

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Pick your idiom. But whatever it is, remember you’re starving to death on empty calories.

  • All bark and no bite.
  • All hat and no cattle.
  • All booster, no payload.
  • All crown, no filling.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • All ham, no let. (for you fans of The Bard).
  • All hammer, no nail.
  • All icing, no cake.
  • All lime and salt, no tequila.
  • All mouth and no trousers.
  • All shot, no powder.
  • All sizzle and no steak.
  • All wax and no wick.

 

 

#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ George Clooney

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George wins this award for being a big supporter of Refugees until a ‘Migrant Camp‘ set up in his ownliest backyard.  Now he’s known as George “Not In My Back Yard” Clooney.

George “NIMBY” Clooney

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – No Beach For You This Weekend, Governor

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Just in case the Governor is planning another little outing this weekend – a few cautionary memes.  We’re watching you Governor Chris ‘Effing Christie, Beach Hog in Chief.

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

 

Here’s Chris Christie’s BeachGate Hump Day bonus.

Trump Body-slams CNN Again

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If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48

FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Shark Jump Week

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Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off.  Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories.  In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes.  Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.

You were expecting more memes? Ok.