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Lindsey Graham vs. Stephen Miller – ‘The Thrilla In DCilla’

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Lightweight Senator Lindsey Graham is refusing to accept a challenge from brawling newcomer Stephen Miller for a ‘Winner Takes All’ Immigration Debate bout on Tucker Carlson’s Friday Night Fights.  Some say the bout could rival the “Fight of the Century” or the “Rumble in the Jungle” from the Golden Age of Pugilistic Style Debating.

The ‘Probable’ Lindsey Graham vs. The Really ‘Real’ Stephen Miller

**Google’s ‘face recognition’ is vacillating between naming the “Clown-faced” image Lindsey Graham or James Comey. For purposes of this post, we’re dealing with two peas from the same motherpod. So, for full disclosure, our position is that the clown’s face was used “as an example only” of Senator Lindsey Graham in clownface.  “Effing Clown lawyers are murder on details.

Giddy With Schadenfreude

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They say, Senator Schumer, that Schadenfreude is a real bitch. Enjoy her company whilst you try and get rested up for your DACA Negotiations with President Trump.

Climate Change Changes Are For ‘Pee-ons’ Say Davos Elite

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“Rules for Thee, but Not for Me”, was the watchword on the tarmac as “A Thousand Private Jets Deliver Globalist Elite to Davos for Climate Change Summit.” Breitbart reports the “irony” of using private jets to attend an AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) conference in the snow.  One is left with the notion that nobody is going to mess with their “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous over a little carbon emission.  They’ll just go to the “Carbon Offset” store and buy a tree, or some “Indulgences“.

More than 1,000 private jet flights have been delivering globalist elites to the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, where attendees are discussing — among other topics — the ‘major threat’ of climate change.
Airports around the Swiss ski resort will see the number of private jets spike 335 per cent during the annual meeting of world elites, according to Air Charter Service (ACS).

**Disclaimer-If you click on the “Carbon Offset” link and decide that it might be a good idea get you some of those Offset things  to “save the planet”, then you might be one of the stupidest fuckers to ever walk the planet.  It’s inevitable that you’ll chlorinate your own gene pool by doing something so grotesquely idiotic as taking the “Tide Pod Challenge” or some other numbnuts thing.  So do us all a favor and stick your head in an oven filled with ‘dinosaur farts‘ and help keep your genomes from diluting our gene pool.

James Comey, Robin Hood of Facts

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DeepState – FBI

Former FBI Director, James Comey, seems to have reconciled himself to the vagaries of whatever fate will befall him because of his somewhat ‘flawed’ testimony about the handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal. He probably sees himself more as a Robin Hood of Facts – stealing from the truth and giving to those far less rich in the truth, like Hillary Clinton.  Now if I could figure out who his Friar Tuck is…

What? Lindsey Graham Forgot He Voted for the #SchumerShutdown

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Senator Lindsey Graham – The Early Years

Senator. You were the shining bi-partisan example Chuck Schumer used to justify his #SchumerShutdown. Didn’t waste any time starting your rehab did you? We will never forget the Reagan Amnesty cluster-fuck. And you shouldn’t either.

#SchemingSchumer And His #ShutdownDreamers

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President Trump’s new ad, “Complicit”, inexorably ties the Democrats to Illegal Immigrant crime. #SchemingSchumer and his Democratic cohort will own every murder, every rape, every drug deal, every strong arm robbery, every drug overdose death and every other crime committed by these #ShutdownDreamers. It’s a shame that the only trial #SchemingSchumer and his Democrats will stand for is election, because they are certainly ‘complicit’ in the rest.

Here’s a few of #SchemingSchumer’s finest #ShutdownDreamers.

Charlie Hurt on “Flake News”

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Nope. No typo there. We have a new addition to the FakeNews nomenclature. “Flake News”. Heh. As in Jeff Flake, erstwhile Senator from Arizona “Flaky Flake Fake News”.

NBC News – “There’s Russians Behind Every Meme”

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NBC Reporter, Ken Dilanian sees Russians behind every meme and hashtag.  Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

 

Let Apple Pay For ‘The Wall’

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Or maybe Apple will just provide the temporary ‘Construction Loan’ while Trump formulates the Mexican Wall Payment Plan (MWPP).  Trump wins again.  From the NY Times, “Apple, Capitalizing on New Tax Law, Plans to Bring Billions in Cash Back to U.S.“.

Apple, which had long deferred paying taxes on its foreign earnings and had become synonymous with hoarding money overseas, unveiled plans on Wednesday that would bring back the vast majority of the $252 billion in cash that it held abroad and said it would make a sizable investment in the United States.

… Apple took advantage of the new tax code that President Trump signed into law last month. A provision allows for a one-time repatriation of corporate cash held abroad at a lower tax rate than what would have been paid under the previous tax plan. Apple, which has 94 percent of its total cash of $269 billion outside the United States, said it would make a one-time tax payment of $38 billion on the repatriated cash.

Dem Rep. Eric Swalwell Does the Joe McCarthy Two-Step Dance

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Doing his best Joe McCarthy impersonation, Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell was overheard saying, “There’s Russkie bots to the left and Russkie bots to the right and Russkie bots in front and Russkie bots behind and even Russkie bots inside of us. And they’re all working from Trump.” Heh. #ReleaseTheMemo