TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?
Matt Damon’s Saturday Night Live ‘cold open’ skit belittling Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate testimony surely mean Damon will receive this years “Feckless Cunt Award” for being the most hypocritical, self-unaware, Hollywood liberal low-life. Here’s a reminder, Matt, of who help you earn this prestigious award – Harvey Weinstein.
Love that purple periwinkle eye shadow…. They say it’s Michael Avenetti’s Favorite.
**”Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus”
**My Lai Massacre
That would be a compliment. Let me try some other possibilities. How about….
Senator Jeff Flake is an abject, bootlicking, brownnosing, chicken-hearted, compliant, cowardly, craven, effete, faint-hearted, feeble, fickle, flaccid, ingratiating, irresolute, kowtowing, lily-livered, mealy-mouthed, namby-pamby, obsequious, parasitic, pusillanimous, sniveling, spineless, submissive, sycophantic, weak, wimpy, yellow-bellied pile of dirty, doo-doo, poop and/or night soil.
There. That should get the point across and maybe even make it through even the most discriminating profanity filter.
He tosses this cheap parting shot after embarrassing himself questioning Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Over his shoulder (so-to-speak), after his time had expired, he says, “Judge, do you believe Anita Hill?” Thus he steals the title of today’s “Pencil-neck, Pin-dick, Bug-fucker” from Democratic Senator Richard “The Original Dick” Durban. What an ‘effing clown show these Democrats are.
Stand with the NRA and Stand With Brett Kavanaugh. Listen as Oliver North exposes the Democratic hypocrites for what they are. He takes “Sparacus” Booker apart. Exposes “Stolen Honor” Blumenthal and “Gun Confiscating” Feinstein. And asks how any Democrat with a shred of integrity could call “Murdering Ted” Kennedy a “Lion”–some protectors of women, they are.
Breitbart nails Jim, “WOKE: CNN’s Jim Acosta Gets Called On, Asks Trump to Call On a Woman.” But don’t take any of MY time, I’m gonna go first….
“Thank you very much,” Jim Acosta said after being called on by Trump. “If you don’t mind, after I’m finished, if…one of our female colleagues could go after me, that would be great. Mr. President, just to follow up on…”
“What does he mean by that? Explain,” Trump shot back.
“I think it would be great if a female…” Acosta said.“What does it mean? No, what does it mean?” Trump said.
“It would be great if a female reporter could ask a question about this issue,” Acosta responded.
“I say bury my heart in Washington, D.C. My eyes are leaking tears as I listen to Democrats speaking with forked tongues while lying down with dogs. They are flea-bitten, scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, carrion-breath shit-weasels. And they will be known forever by the loathsome tracks they leave.” — Dances With Crows 10.26.2018
Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Thanks BrainyQuote
Or maybe not so much of an accuser…. When’s she scheduled to testify Senator DiFi??
**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert
Your friend Bill.
Billy Crystal – “You Look Marvelous”
Thanks Anon in MT
