Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

We Love Gavin Newsom’s L.A. Shit Hole

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Or not.  We’re not even sure that Randy Newman still loves L.A.  Here’s what the Los Angeles Times reports, “Homeless camps’ feces and other filth lure rats to L.A. City Hall, report says“.  Whoopsie!  L.A. City Hall is a shit hole.

When faced with complaints earlier this year from city workers about rats infesting L.A. City Hall, most city officials said little about whether the problem was connected to several homeless camps right outside.

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But a newly uncovered report from a pest control company hired by the city has raised fresh questions about whether officials wrongly downplayed that possibility during discussions at City Council meetings.

CatsUSA Pest Control, brought in to assess areas outside City Hall and nearby buildings, warned that homeless people create “harborage for rodents,” according to the report issued Dec. 28 and obtained last month through a public records request by a frequent critic of City Hall.

Randy Newman – I Love L.A. (Official Video)

Los Angeles, the Liberal’s Promised Land, Is Awash In Piles of Rat and Disease Infested Garbage

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The Daily Wire reports, “TRASH CITY: ‘Sky-High’ Trash Piles Found In Los Angeles, Raising Concerns About Typhus”

“Even the city’s most notorious trash pile, located between downtown LA’s busy Fashion and Produce districts, continues to be a magnet for rats after it was cleaned up months ago. The rodents can carry typhus-infected fleas, which can spread the disease to humans through bacteria rubbed into the eyes or cuts and scrapes on the skin, resulting in severe flu-like symptoms,” the outlet reported.

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Grumpy Cat To Expose Hillary Clinton

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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!! Hold the presses!!!

Grumpy Cat, the grouchy-faced furball that launched a thousand memes, is dead.

“Grumpy Cat, arguably the internet’s most popular cat and one of its first viral memes, has died aged 7.”

The furry sensation’s family announced her death on Twitter on Friday.

Some internet Clinton Conspiracy Theorists are pointing out that the average lifespan of a kitty is twice what Grumpy’s was. Shades of Vince Foster and Seth Rich.

‘Shit Weasel’ Abilio James Acosta Misquotes Trump Again

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President Donald Trump had a press conference today introducing his new proposed fix for some of the country’s Immigration problems. FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta attended. Oh what a perfect opportunity for Lyin’ Abilio James Acosta to spread some excrement about what the President said. Why? Because a shit weasel’s gotta a do what a shit weasel’s gotta do.