Mickey Rourke Ravaged By Trump Derangement Syndrome

Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’

FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.

Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome

“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark

Just STFU, Pierre

Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney decided not to criticize the President today.  Just shut the fuck up, Mitt, and sign Lindsay Graham’s “Anti-Impeachment” Resolution.

 

CNN Udates It’s Prime Time Programming Lineup

Starting October 25 Thru Halloween Night, CNN’s Jeff Zucker Will Be Sharing Movies From His Own Personal Donald Trump Collection.  Mr. Zucker’s “Frightnight With Jeff & Donald” Is Sure To Be A Hit,” a FakeNews CNN Media Flack reported To TV Guide.  Here are the listings….

 

California Overtakes North Korea For Prestigious “Third World Shithole” Designation

California Can Expect Blackouts For A Decade, Says PG&E CEO

The AP reports,

The CEO of Pacific Gas & Electric Corp. told California energy regulators that the state will likely see blackouts for another 10 years like the one imposed last week that left as many as 800,000 customers without power.

The revelation by corporation CEO Bill Johnson came Friday at a California Public Utilities Commission meeting at which he said his company is trying to reduce the chances of wildfires by trimming more trees and using technology to target smaller areas of the grid when fire dangers require power outages.

But Johnson said it could take 10 years before such outages are “really ratcheted down significantly.”

When asked to comment about California’s gaining the prestigious “Third World Shithole” designation, Governor Newsom responded, “It was a tough fight, but I just received Kim Jung-un’s very gracious concession letter….”

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