Hillary Peddles Topless Pics to Pay for Bill’s Bimbo Bills

When President Trump started “Draining the Swamp” and donations dried up at the Clinton Foundation, Hillary was forced to find a new way to pay Bill’s Bimbo bills.  She’s currently taking pre-orders online for the her first mass market print called, “Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”.

“Hillary: Armored Bitch – Tooth, Nails and Tits”

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President Barack ‘The Whispering Flynn’ Obama Talks Flexibility with Russians – updated

What’s the uproar over Mike Flynn’s little telephone ‘taped-tag’ with the Russians a few days before Trump was inaugurated.  Could mentioning sanctions in anyway compare to Barack Obama getting caught on a hot mike telling his good friend Demetri to tell boss Vlad, “just wait until after my election and I have  more flexibility” to give you what you want regarding dismantling the US Missile Defense program for Europe.

Here’s the ‘No Moss Grows on a Rolling Stone’ update:  Trump to Flynn, “You’re Fired“.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JpPU-SwcbE

President Trump Shakes Up Tradition

You could call it “A Tale of Two Shakes”.  Presidential handshakes have come a long way in the last 3 weeks since the Inauguration.  And especially far, since that infamous Obama ‘limp-wrist’ thing with Raul Castro.  That one will most certainly reside in the annals of the Most Cringe Worthy Presidential Moments Ever.  I think it’s probably tied for Number 3 on the list along with George HW Bush’s puking on the Japanese Prime Minister Miyazawa Kiichi.  Eewww.

President Barack ‘Havana Bama’ Obama with His BFF Raul Castro

And tied with O’s limp-wristed handshake is George HW Bush practicing his projectile vomiting on Japanese PM Kiichi.